Ass Appled 

When Robespierre shoved an apple up someones ass and the cut their head off with a guillotine.

Did you hear that Jim got ass appled?

Ass Appled by God Left Us May 6, 2019

ass appled 

To get screwed out of something

Bob Higman got ass appled out of eating lunch because he forgot his wallet, what a douche.

ass appled by b.nana January 3, 2009

Ass apple 

1. Ass apple is the hard chunk of shit holding in your beer shits from last night’s drunk fest. The ass apple’s plop announces the coming shit storm.

2. An ass apple is a piece of fruit shoved up someone’s ass, popular amongst vegans and vegetarians to control the constant flow of gas from their asses.

After a long night of Busch Light and bjs, Lily was trying to be quiet in the bathroom stall, but as the ass apple plopped, she knew the ass raspberries would trumpet her presence.

Ass apple by Originaljeffy October 3, 2017

ass apple 

A number or idea that was made up on the spot, then applied like a fact.

A conjoining of "pulling a number out of your ass" and "apple-bobbing"

FBI Senior Developer: Why is this 12-year-old marked 'high-risk hyper-violent terrorist'?
FBI Software Engineer: Because of the 20-times risk multiplier for 'plays CS:GO with low MMR' times the 976 'brushes teeth before breakfast' constant.
FBI Senior Developer: ...Nice touch on the ass apples. Keep up the good work.
FBI Software Developer: Thanks Boss.

ass apple by hodgepodger January 22, 2021

Ass Apple 

Insult often used by unbased people to describe someone who is actually based. People who use this as an insult often have an IQ below zero. The words "ass apple" are used by people who love to practice "rolling down in the deep".

nikki - Ass apple is back
Mat-r - AHAHAHA Ass apple, btw nikki wanna do the rolling down in the deep?
nikki - SURE !!!!!!!

Ass Apple by oawerhg_god July 30, 2021

apple ass 

An ass that is shaped like an apple.

A complement given to someone with a nice ass

Blank has an apple ass that drives his girlfriend crazy

apple ass by 123321 August 2, 2004

ass over applecart 

When one is hit by something stopping their front side but the rear continues going up and forward causing a roll

When the soldier spray the wild dog with the fire hose it went ass over applecarts

ass over applecart by Charlie's angel December 9, 2016