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"Your Head Asplode"
-Homestarrunner.com
by Dern Wook March 6, 2004
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v. to self-combust or become structurally compromised in a most likely spontaneous manner
by Daniel Webster December 30, 2004
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To explode.

Used satirically in a Strong Bad E-mail as an example of poor Japanese to English vide ogame translation.
by Crovax of 404 December 19, 2004
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verb (asplode, asplodes, asploding, asploded; n. asplosion, asplosions)

A mixture of an explosion and implosion, usually affecting only a person's head, though anything is subject to asploding.

It is a spontaneous and violent act, though usually its effects are only temporary, restoring its victim to continue normally or asplode again. An asplosion may occur if a person is overwhelmed by current circumstances, or if the existence of an object must suddenly cease to exist.

Most comical attacks such as a Shoop Da Whoop will cause an asplosion, but it itself functions as an attack either by suicide asplosions or declaring something else to have asploded.
"Fire the proton torpedoes in the exhaust port to make the Death Star asplode!"

"IMMA FIRIN MAH-- Oh no I swallowed my las--" *asplodes*

"In A.D. 2101 war was beginning." *universe asplodes*
by TerraGamerX March 10, 2009
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To explode in a particulary amusing and inopportune way.
Bob: Jeffery, I need you to fill in the reports on the- *Asplode*
by Teatard January 28, 2009
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Like an explosion, but usually more random, and occurs in strange situations.
Shit man, did you just see that rabbit asplode? It was all like, Kursplosion!
by Sly O.D. May 17, 2006
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It has been predicted that in the year 2000, all computers that have not been run over by the (bound to happen) Monster Tuck Relay, will asplode. Although this time is far off and may be a waist of time thinking of, for it is the business of our children, as the amount of personal computers calculates, so does athe amount of things that will be asploding. An asplosion is like an explosion but very pixelated. Science warns of this era and we enter the 80's with caution.
Homestar: I'm not gonna lie to you, he flew away.
Strongmad: I have a funny hat!!!
Strongbad: MY HEAD ASPLODE!
Bubs: He jumped some of my busses!
by Dr Quentin Q. Quinn April 22, 2005
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