aspara-piss

n. The pungent smelling urine expelled after eating asparagus.

Post asparagus piss syndrome

Moses forgot what he ate for Dinner till 2 hours later when he unloaded a pint of ripe aspara-piss.

by Money Mark May 3, 2008

Aspara-Piss

The horrid smelling urine that comes after eating mass amounts of aspargus. The scent is usually strong enough to kill an elephant. If enough asparagus has been ingested, the aspara-piss may in fact be green.

Dude, I thought that party was going great. Why did everyone dip so early??

Miguel had a bad case of aspara-piss. We couldnt contain it to the bathroom. Nobody wanted to be in that gas chamber of a house anymore.

by GingerFarts13 June 19, 2011

asparapiss

your urine and/or the ripe and distinct smell it gives off after you've consumed asparagus.

"somebody light a match! i just had myself an asparapiss!"

by nonplussed. aka stefanie collins. July 16, 2008

Asparapiss

The bad-smelling piss which occurs after eating asparagus

Dude, I just had the worst asparapiss ever

by Faakin Soi August 16, 2009

asparapiss

your urine and/or the ripe and distinct smell it gives off after you've consumed asparagus.

"someone light a match! i just had myself an asparapiss!"

by stefanie collins July 25, 2008

Asparagpiss

The odor of urine after eating asparagus

The bathroom reeked of asparagpiss.

by Dadeez May 23, 2014

asparapuss

having your girl eat asparagus hours before you go down on her, resulting in a funky smelling AND tasting vagina

We had asparagus for dinner and afterwards, I went down on her and she had asparapuss.

by darthdano February 24, 2009