A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.
Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?
Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.
Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.
A form of sex in which chopsticks are shoved into the other persons anus, they then pull some fecal matter out and consume it all while yelling racial slurs about asains
by Smellycrotch69 October 20, 2021
A league of asians coming together to be the next Jeremy Lin. Asian people made their own basketball league. YOU HAVE TO BE A CERTAIN % OF ASIAN! You will find many leagues composed of kids ranging from 5th-12th trying to be recruited, and they won’t because the average height is 5ft.
by Urmotherlikesmypeepee April 21, 2019
A very agresive kid who iq is 99999999. if his test is les than A+++, his parents will belt him. his parents expect an 101/100 on his test if not the ICBM comes
Tim," bro did you see that asian keed"
jo,"yea why"
asian keed hears conversation, " you idots. get bitches then talk to me"
Tim and jo gets emotional damage
jo,"yea why"
asian keed hears conversation, " you idots. get bitches then talk to me"
Tim and jo gets emotional damage
by Terri101 October 8, 2023
by Real definitions for realz November 14, 2019
A hot little man, that I really enjoy speaking to and chatting to. Occasionally sends me picture of his shoe, with flash. Very hot. Everyone hope they can be with him, but I claim his heart already even though he don’t like me in that way probably. Bella still like Jerry and will get him 😉 luv u
Me: Hey, Jerry. How’s life?
Jerry: lemme send u a shoes pic
Me: omfg thank u so fucking much papi I love u
Jerry: no worries :) ur a cool person; let’s meet
Me: omg yes!!!! Really?!?! When?
Jerry: no lol
Asian jerry with nice shoe.
Jerry: lemme send u a shoes pic
Me: omfg thank u so fucking much papi I love u
Jerry: no worries :) ur a cool person; let’s meet
Me: omg yes!!!! Really?!?! When?
Jerry: no lol
Asian jerry with nice shoe.
by Sex zozo February 26, 2019
The word Asian Programs was invented by an “Asian” Nigga called Guapo. Asian programs can be ran to find the @ of “interesting” females on any social media. Also can be described as cheats in video games.
by FuckDlive February 25, 2021