Asian Ball 

A league of asians coming together to be the next Jeremy Lin. Asian people made their own basketball league. YOU HAVE TO BE A CERTAIN % OF ASIAN! You will find many leagues composed of kids ranging from 5th-12th trying to be recruited, and they won’t because the average height is 5ft.

It’s Easter Sunday, but I don’t care because I’m going to watch some Asian Ball

Asian Ball by Urmotherlikesmypeepee April 21, 2019

Asian Ball Punch 

A sexual act where the man is getting his penis stroked or sucked by a woman. As he gets harder and harder, the woman then punches his balls sharply along the bottom, causing immediate and violent ejaculation. The ejaculate may go flying several feet in the air, if it isn't being covered by the woman's mouth.

The "Asian" part comes from a well-known porno video, depicting an Asian woman doing this to an unseen male's scrotum. It doesn't really require that an Asian woman do it. Nor does the partner even have to be a woman for that matter.

You know, my girl Maya, was sucking on me one day like normal, but then she stopped, looked at me straight in the eye, and just Asian Ball Punched me. My cum went flying into her hair. Then she punched me again, and it went flying through the air and landing on the wall across the room.

Asian Ball Punch by blackram67 January 26, 2013

asian wrecking ball

1. N. an asian person driving a car

2. N. sexually: the same as when any other person performs any variation of the wrecking ball but with much less incurred damage/effect, or any referral to an asians pitiful balls

"holy shit that car was swerving in and out of 3 lanes, ran a red light, then stopped in the middle of the road for no reason right in front of me and whoever is driving is too short to see my middle finger. another god damned asian wrecking ball."

female friend 1: "so, you finally slept with jue jing ping-pong lingaling??"
female friend 2: "yea it was terrible. all i could feel was his nut sack tapping my thighs like a little asian wrecking ball."

asian wrecking ball by leonidas queequeg jesus March 6, 2011

Asian cock and balls 

The largest pair of cock and balls to ever exist. The juicy balls can hold over 48205610371036582837975212018485015477382018364 gallons of cum even after nutting. The ginormous cock weighs over 99999999999999999999999999999999 tons and is totally longer than yours. The boner is a devastating force and can only be controlled by and Asian man.

Damn nigga I just wanna suck those huge Asian cock and balls (no homo)

Asian cock and balls by CEO of sex September 17, 2019