2 definitions by Real definitions for realz

mehran garoyan

A major inbred loser who is a chronic masturbator and has a chode uncircumcised penis. Also is a selfish bastard who gets hand jobs from their mom.

person 1 - you see that fat ugly bastard over there?
person 2 - oh yeah he's a mehran garoyan.

by Real definitions for realz November 25, 2016

asian sandbox

When ye tits are noice and hard

Person1: this cold weather is giving me some Asian sandbox

Person2: oh wow same John

by Real definitions for realz November 14, 2019