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Asian PP Massage 

A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.
Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?

Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.
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Asian PP Massage 

A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.
Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?

Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.

Asian PP Massage 

A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.
Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?

Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026