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ashley nicolas is the best girl! she is the sweetest and kindest, and also the funniest girl to exist! she makes me so happy and i love being with her, having her presence around can light up the whole world, shes truly the best gift god can give to anyone, how come she is so precious? i love her so much and if only i could give her a trillion hugs i totally would, she is my forever moon and my forever mahal!

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ashley nicolas by anonymous October 24, 2022

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ashley nicolas

ashley is the bestest girl in the world, she deserves a medal of being the loveliest and most caring person ever, shes also very funny and having her presence around lights up the whole room, shes the best gift god could give someone and im glad that that someone is me, she is also very funny and i wish i could hug her all the time, everyone should agree that she is truly a once in a lifetime, and i will always love her, and if by chance you're ever gonna read this, i love you always and forever maeni ko

ashley nicolas is so lovely

ashley nicolas by uryush October 24, 2022

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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