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Aphephobia 

an extreme fear of being touched, which ranges from simply feeling uneasy when being touched to feeling a sharp pain simply by being brushed at.
me and my friend are both aphephobic. we both have aphephobia.

mine is way more severe than her's, though. if you touch me, it feels like burning fire and i immediately retreat.

she simply feels uneasy and curls up a bit.
Aphephobia by *([])* November 23, 2013

asbophobia 

An irrational fear of chavs.
Mike doesn't watch Little Britain anymore because Vicky Pollard scares him, I think he suffers from asbophobia.
asbophobia by Sir Luke November 15, 2006

atheophobia 

A fear of atheists, similar in form to homophobia. Spelled as atheiphobia by some.
The Archbishop enjoys a good spot of atheophobia over tea.
atheophobia by Dorkins March 30, 2009

ashleyphobia 

unexplained fear of ashley. just the sight of that person will strike fear in the person's heart. ashley could be a friend but talking to ashley when you have ashleyphobia could make you forget how to breathe
"i hope you don't mind ashley..."
"Oh No! i have ashleyphobia i just can't
ashleyphobia by Damien Sim 2017 June 20, 2017

assophobia 

the feeling of looking at 160 asses attached to one being.
the moment i saw the damn thing , my assophobia kicked in
assophobia by banana dude November 2, 2019

ashphobic 

having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against people named ash.
hey Ash, you suck!

what did I do?

People named Ash are the worst!

That's Ashphobic!
ashphobic by capibaru November 21, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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