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Ashcraft 

A large, always hungry creature, who prays upon the souls of young, innocent, high school students. The ashcraft is often seen lurking about school campuses, thriving off of its occupants by destroying all hope and joy. The ashcraft is a solitary creature who enjoys taco bell, kfc, and taking long strolls along the beach.
1. dear lord save with your baby jesus powers from the horrid ashcraft!

2. mom theres an ashcraft in my closet!
Ashcraft by i wanna do your mom February 28, 2009
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Ashcraft 

An old grumpy man who loves drinking v8 juice I class. He is commonly seen in a classroom yapping about evolution and how fake it is.
That ashcraft is so mean

Ashcraft 

Darwin better watch out for Ashcraft, his rival

Ashcraft 

A creature who -5s everything it sees, and feeds off the young innocent souls of young middle and high school students
Ashcraft: -5!!!
Student: I’m sorry sir
Ashcraft: -5 everyone

Ashcraft 

A guy who collects skunks and keeps them as his pets, and loves the smells of their farts
Random guy: WHY IS HE GRABBING A SKUNK?? THAT MUST BE ASHCRAFT

ashcroftian 

of or relating to ridiculous policies enacted by us attorney general John Ashcroft.
Dude, asking the library for my records is so ashcroftian.
ashcroftian by Mary Burford February 22, 2004

richard ashcroft

English singer most famous for his work with The Verve. After the breakup of The Verve he went on to have a successful solo career.
Richard Ashcroft has an awesome voice.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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