Ashcraft

A large, always hungry creature, who prays upon the souls of young, innocent, high school students. The ashcraft is often seen lurking about school campuses, thriving off of its occupants by destroying all hope and joy. The ashcraft is a solitary creature who enjoys taco bell, kfc, and taking long strolls along the beach.

1. dear lord save with your baby jesus powers from the horrid ashcraft!

2. mom theres an ashcraft in my closet!

by i wanna do your mom February 28, 2009

Ashcraft

A guy who collects skunks and keeps them as his pets, and loves the smells of their farts

Random guy: WHY IS HE GRABBING A SKUNK?? THAT MUST BE ASHCRAFT

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 06, 2025

Ashcraft

The rival of Darwin and evolution

Darwin better watch out for Ashcraft, his rival

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 01, 2025

Ashcraft

A creature who -5s everything it sees, and feeds off the young innocent souls of young middle and high school students

Ashcraft: -5!!!
Student: I’m sorry sir
Ashcraft: -5 everyone

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 02, 2025

Ashcraft

An old grumpy man who loves drinking v8 juice I class. He is commonly seen in a classroom yapping about evolution and how fake it is.

That ashcraft is so mean

by @^<[[×?×× ;&#*@((@# 260o8 d s April 20, 2025