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HOT sexy and lovable. Good at everything and everyone loves him. (also better than brother aj)
“Asber is hot”
asber by Asber is goat October 15, 2020

Aberkânerie 

Noun. A statement that is obviously bullshit but will nonetheless convince a large audience to believe it, because the author doubles down on their lie by also pretending they have expertise in the field.

From German origins "Aber-kann" (although possible) and french "ânerie" (donkeys will buy it)
A- So I listened to a podcast where the author says there is a new scientific way to use your brain better.

B- Sounds like bullshit to me. Neuroscientists barely understand how the brain works.

A- but wait he says he knows better because he has three pH.Ds, and has given 400 talks on the topic, and went to Stanford...
B- he is probably faking his resume too. You should stop listening to these Aberkâneries.
Aberkânerie by Picolanaguere March 29, 2022

Kaeya Alberich 

Our favorite cryo bridge-maker🤩🤩

"Kaeya Alberich is a playable character in Genshin Impact. He is received for free in the Prologue Act I: The Outlander Who Caught the Wind during and after the quest Crash Course.
Kaeya is a Cavalry Captain in the Knights of Favonius. He is held in high regard by the people of Mondstadt—even with all his eccentricities and secrets."
Simp A: Woah look at those Kaeya Alberich tidd- I MEAN HAHA NICE SHIRT 😄

Simp B: Yes...nice shirt indeed 👁👁
Kaeya Alberich by SHSL_Weeb1 December 9, 2020

abercrombie sucks 

They suck. There clothes all look the same. They put their logos on every piece of clothing they make, and they don't make clothes that fit overweight people, which is cruel to some people. All of the so called "cool" kids wear them. Most of them just listen to one direction because the majority of the people that wear them are teenage girls. That is basically about it.
I saw a girl wearing abercombie on youtube. She had one direction posters everywhere. Case Closed. Abercrombie sucks.
abercrombie sucks by DrummerMan November 22, 2013
An agbero is an evolved more aggressive version of roadmen and they will not hesitate to use a broken bottle on you if you don't give them want. If you see one slowly back away then run for your life. Run b*tch run. They are located in every part of Africa and some parts of Asia but Asian ones are stupid and can be easily bribed but are still fast and can track you down by scent alone.
AHH I BE THE NUMBER ONE AGBERO OF THIS AREA DONT COME NEA ME OR I GO STAB YOU O
agbero by The thug expert February 1, 2020

abergavenny 

The place where you’ll find some of the poshest people in all of wales and some of the dirtiest walk through town and it’s like Buckingham palace go up past bailey park it’s like the ghettos
“Where did you get your drugs”
“Got them from the drug ring in the posh town of Abergavenny”
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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