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asa paret 

Same meaning as touché, for example, in an argument or debate. If one person presents an argument and another delivers a clever or apt response, the first person may respond with "asa paret" as a way of acknowledging a good response.

PRONOUNCED "A-ZA PA-RAY"
Boy: This porno is disgusting
Girl: You starred in one exactly like it.
Boy: Asa Paret
asa paret by Asaparet March 24, 2009

asa paret 

pronounced 'a-za pa-ray'

Meaning the same as the English coined French word 'touché'.

Basically a way of saying 'good point' regarding a comment or come back someone else might have said
guy 1: you're pretty ugly
guy 2: so is your mum
guy 1: asa paret
asa paret by spanglebob March 26, 2009
A sexy man, or a man dating/fucking multiple women at once
"U are such an asa plays!"
Asa Plays by Arnehappycock January 24, 2022

Asa Paintjob 

When you blast your load all over a woman's face, and proceed to smack her in a downward direction with a towel to clean any "splatter"
Bro, when I finished on her face last night it got really messy, so I gave her the ol' asa paintjob.
Asa Paintjob by EveryWeek June 12, 2023

Asa Peters 

A man who has a laugh sort of like an evil villain. Wears toe shoes and plays dungeons and dragons.
Morningents, I’m Asa Peters
Asa Peters by LilChunky February 14, 2024

oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine! 

dela cuesta queen and kings of rpw
oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!