articio is a cool cat. he is a real cute one. he is very cutie patootie and he is very good in bed. he loves plants more than his own wife. he is a petite little man. he is very skibidi and alpha.
aritcio is a very skibidiman. he almost loves plants more than his own wife! he is very good in bed and a good kisser. he has a passion for science and is very alpha. he is quite the petite man.
person 1: did you see articio?
person 2: yeah he’s so cool
person 1: yeah i wish he loved me like he loves his plants
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).