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1. The hole you shit out of.
2. An annoying person that you would just love to smack.
Quit being an Arsehole!
Arsehole by Glittery Goddess June 13, 2004
A person who believes they are so important that they treat others with indifference or arrogance.
I tried to strike up a conversation with that hot guy at the bar. He just turned to me, looked me up and down and told me I was crowding his personal space. What an arsehole.
Arsehole by Burntchick November 19, 2016
Someone who acts like they own the place and that the whole world revolves around them. They look after number one, and everyone else is low on the priority list. If you know the arsehole well, often even just their presence can make you feel small and insignificant, and generally they treat you like something they stepped on.
He just strolled in, ignored the shop assistant, took what he wanted, threw the money on the counter and left. What an arsehole.
arsehole by Krunchie June 11, 2006
A person who fills you with disgust and anger.
TONY BLAIR, JOHN PRESCOTT, JACK STRAW, JACK McCONNELL
Arsehole by No Chance! February 5, 2005
British phrase for someone you don't especially like
Tony Blair, Manchester united supporters, Saddam Hussein.
arsehole by English guy February 24, 2005
A british derogatory term for a obnoxious Male. See also Twat, Bastard and Dickhead. Not to be confused with asshole, also known as the anus.
Shut the hell up, You fucking arsehole!
arsehole by stonemason69 April 10, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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