arse car

also known as the furry creature "aska," an arse car wears a wig and likes to pretend that he's in omori

arse car! stop pretending to be mari by falling down the stairs, that's so furry of you!

by Velociraptor Eater November 30, 2022

arse carpet

the hair in a mans arse crack

Ewww I can see your arse carpet sticking out the top of your pants.

by Carolyn Bak October 24, 2006

Arse Carrots

When one goes to a farmers market or large supermarket with the intention of buying large quantities of long, skinny, withered looking cheap carrots. The soul intention of this purchase is not to make a stew or soup, but to place the carrots up one's rectum for self pleasure. Each carrot needs to be placed in the garbage after one use, hence why large quantities are purchased.

"Hey Stuart whats with that large bag of carrots you have just bought?. Are you making a lovely carrot soup this evening?"

"No Steve, these carrots are not of a high quality, so soup is out of the question. I have bought these to I can insert them in my bottom"

"Ohh I see, I must remember to get some Arse Carrots myself when I am next at the Supermarket"

by El_Web October 24, 2012

Carbon Arse Groove

For when a footprint isn't big enough. We don't have kinds, we don't care about yours, and we aren't going to live for ever. Disregard for the environment to an extent no longer covered by 'Carbon Footprint'. Also: Carbon Ass Groove (US)

Every light in the house has to be on? Are you working on your Carbon Arse Groove?

by xMelz May 13, 2010