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arsaholic 

An arsaholic is someone who seems addicted to being an arsehol. Someone who is consistently very annoying is considered arsaholic.
*Tim steals tie, strangles someone with it then spits in their face and empties their school bag and rubs all their books in the mud whilst referring to himself as a fish*

John: "Dammit Tim why do you have to be so arsaholic?"
arsaholic by Phaidan October 24, 2006
Words you can keep

assoholic bitch

someone who hates the thing you devote yourself to.
Alex is such an assoholic bitch for not liking sonic!

Assoholic Bitch

Someone that is addicted to ass, while being a giant bitch. This was first said by the genius Eric Merry
FUCK YOU YOUR AN ASSOHOLIC BITCH THUMBS UP ON THIS COMMENT IF YOU LIKE SONIC!
Assoholic Bitch by NemyOsel June 23, 2016

Appaholic 

Someone who is addicted to buying apps for their iPhone, iPod, or their iPad.
I have spent almost 100 bucks worth of apps today. I think I am an appaholic.
Appaholic by IPaduser May 1, 2010

aquaholic 

A person who is always drinking water.
Someone who constantly promts the virtues of drinking 8 glasses of water a day.
We just stopped for a bathroom break 15 minutes ago, your such a aquaholic.
aquaholic by Vinny March 1, 2005

Assaholic 

Noun 1. A person who seems addicted to behaving like an asshole. 2. An alcoholic who exhibits extreme asshole behavior.

3. Someone addicted to asses.
"John, even at my mother's funeral, you still acted like a jerk. I swear you are an assaholic. I want a divorce!"
Assaholic by funkstank June 29, 2009
a chronic condition usually associated with constant asshole
behavior. This condition is non gender specific
Sally: I went out with Jerry last night and he kept hitting on the waitrees.

Patty: Jerry must be an assoholic. Dump him, girl!
assoholic by pretty wings September 11, 2009
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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