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stupid army man

Any man in the Army who will screw any Army Whore. In order to make themselves feel better for even touching a nasty whore like that, they go around talking about the little skank and how smelly she was, or how she let him "hit it in the back".
The Army Whores keep getting promoted too fast becuase they are sucking off every stupid army man who will get them promoted.
stupid army man by fox3/34 April 30, 2007

super shooter army man explosion war number 2 

The best game ever, a super shooter featuring an army man in an explosion war, got a sequel with new mechanics and a sandbox version
Guy 1:Were you playing games all night again?!

Guy 2: Oh man, super shooter army man explosion war number 2 just came out!

Guy 1: understandable have a good day

One Man Army Surplus Store 

A Term given to those people who are collectors, Who Enjoy Collection Military Goods or Hoarders, Who collect military goods and other items thinking they'll be of some use for when the time comes.

These types of people get their goods from surplus stores, the internet, miltary swap meets or collecting stuff from their time in miltary.

These people can tend to drive around all terrain vehicles from restored M715's to driving about in a modified post- apocalypitic styled 4WD with Miltiary Jerry Cans and Mermite food containers in the back.

These people can be veterans, crazy buggers or just people who think the stuff is neat.

If you ask nicely they might let you play with their WMD around in the backyard shed or just gouge your eyes out with their bayonet for seeing too much.
1st guy "Wow!, Did you see that Dodge Ambulance go by?.
That would make a great ride to beat about in the bush."

2nd guy "Careful, that One Man Army Surplus Store has got a screw loose, I heard he tried napalm the neighbour's cat once."

one man army 

(n.) A heavily armed and well-trained soldier. See rambo
Rambo is the one man army! Watch him kill 775956957594945.5 people with a handgun and two clips!
one man army by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

one-man army

a very strong person capable of taking on anything or anyone (one man/woman)
I'm a one-man army!
one-man army by dictonaryboy May 21, 2023

One Man Army 

A perk in Modern Warfare 2. It allows you to change between classes at any time in the match. This perk replaces the player's secondary weapon. Usually frowned upon in online matches.
Damn it! I just got shot down by a n00b with One Man Army.
One Man Army by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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