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armps

A gay midget that’s bald.
Armps: “ put your dick in me.”
Jimmy: “shut up Armps.”
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armps

A gay bald man in his 30’s.
Jimmy: “you’re an Armps.”
Tyrone: “don’t call me a faggot again.”
by gay faggot 81 February 2, 2019
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Senator Armstrong

THE most based individual of all. Has good goals like ending war and the military-industrial complex, and believes in people being able to choose their own destiny, while also experimenting on children and using war as a business to end war as a business at the same time.
Regretful Voter #573792: Man, I wish I voted for Senator Armstrong rather than two senile old men
by Tax Evasion & Fraud March 29, 2022
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dope like lance armstrong

adj. describing something awesome that is only possible under the influence of serious doping, like the kind Lance Armstrong did in the tour de france.
Dude, I just went a 69-0 kd in CoD!

Dude, that is dope like lance armstrong!
by Gingerwhalegw January 19, 2013
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arms back killjoy

the punchline to an.. inappropriate, mini comic made by a frerardshipper (shipper of Gerard way and Frank Iero of my chemical romance).
standard fiatfv fan: hey look! It’s the stream for the medicine square garden music video
frerard shippers in the live chat: ARMS BACK KILLJOY
by semop May 19, 2020
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Armstrong's Law

Armstrong's Law describes the phenomenon observed when discussions between Americans and non Americans about a variety of topics, where it become apparent America is not the greatest at said topic, the likelihood of the American to arbitrarily bring up the US moon landings as a non sequitur increases dramatically.

Mathematically, Armstrong's Law is defined as the probability of the moon landings being inserted into the debate (P(ml)) increasing exponentially as a function of time (t) of the discussion, once it becomes obvious that America is in fact inferior in regards to the subject being discussed

Thus: P(ml) = exp^(t)

Named for American astronaut Neil Alden Armstrong who became the first human to walk on the surface of the moon on July 21, 1969. Amstrong's Law is recognised by science and has been observed all over the internet in discussions ranging from the geo-political impact of American foreign policy, to tackling poverty, to whether cheese in a can is really cheese.
"There are two types of country. Ones with socialized healthcare, and ones who have walked on the moon."

"Oh my god, I love how Americans can bring the MOON LANDING into literally EVERYTHING. Talk about soccer, result? "Walked on the moon", you can't argue with Armstrong's Law."

"Some countries have landed men on the moon other countries use the metric system."
by Erik_Meijer December 4, 2015
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Spicy Armpits

The uncomfortable feeling you get in your armpits when you feel anxious or nervous.
As the teacher went around collecting homework, i started to get spicy armpits.
by ŷàñîś śûćkś pp December 23, 2018
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