armenian massage 

When you go to get a massage and receive the unfortunate news that your masseuse is Armenian. Shortly after, a very large and domineering woman, usually named Hilda or Helga, walks in and places her greasy hands on the top of your back. She proceeds to massage you, but you cannot help but feel a third thing massaging you, so you look to only see her big floppy cock out, and it is actually massaging your ass. To not be viewed as homosexual, you tell her to get the fuck off and she proceeds to beat your ass and for the next two years your friends give you shit for getting your ass kicked by a girl.

Person #1: Man I heard you got an armenian massage.

Person #2: Yeah it fucking ruined my life.

Pape: Haha jerk. That sucks for you. Man my Porsche-a is so much better than your car.

Person #2: Hey Pape go suck a dick. And by the way, its Porsche and yours is broken.

armenian massage by The Flying Dutchman! Yee! November 3, 2006

sensual massage armenian russian  

Erotic massage is the use of massage techniques for erotic ends that is widely practiced by couples as part of lovemaking. For example, instead of draping the subject's body with towels, an erotic massage is usually conducted with the subject naked and undraped. Areas of the body such as the areas around the groin and intimate parts of the body, which are normally not touched in therapeutic massage, will be touched in ways that increase sexual arousal.

Erotic massage may be utilized as a means of stimulating the libido, or increasing the ability of a person to respond positively to sensual stimulus. In some cases, erotic massage can be a form of foreplay without sexual gratification, intended to heighten the sensitivity of an individual prior to another engagement where sexual arousal and fulfillment is intended. In other cases, erotic massage may be used professionally to help men address issues of premature ejaculation. Methods employed may teach the recipient to relax the musculature of his pelvis and thus prolong arousal and increase pleasure.citation needed

It is also offered as a service by some massage parlors (known as the 'happy ending'). In this case, erotic massage may be considered to be a form of sex work, or a form of sex therapy.

My sensual massage armenian russian session is like taking a super intimate but very delicious massage from your girlfriend, I am warm, seductive, titillating, affectionate and very attentive to every response from your body.


During your massage, you, only you will be the very center of my world. You will be pampered, attended to and completely spoiled! I deliver what i promise, no hurry and no shady rubs, therapeutic but sensual and blissful full body treat awaits you here.

FYI :
Pamela, I am 25years old, 5’5, 120lbs, 34DD cup, with hour glass body, measurements 34-24-36, firm and very nice, seeing is believing, I invite you to meet me to and confirm all these details by your own self.

Experience a touch soaked with sensuality, one that opens the mind, pleasures the body and fulfills the spirit. All pent up stress will be released by an erotic Russian Armenian (American) sweetheart. I have a friendly, unpretentious warm personality, am attentive, caring and nurturing with skillful hands that lavish you with decadent attention.

Donation for my time and supplies: (special half hr - 100)
1hr - 180, 90mins - 250, 2hr and multiple hr session available.

sensual massage armenian russian by pamelabalian January 20, 2009