What a wife or girlfriend becomes at the start of a season of sportball, esp. NFL
(wife to husband): "These last few weekends at the beach have been nice. Too bad I'm going to lose you to football. You're making me an armchair widow"

(one gf to another gf): "We were dating for like, three months, then BAM. He's watching games and doesn't want to go out"
(other gf): "girl, you a armchair widow"
by jawasan August 29, 2019
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