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A total jackass, one who enters a party and is completely rejected by every girl there, and still thinks he's the shit. The antithesis of a player, the opposite of one who "spits game." An arknard is generally a useless prick.
Look at those arknards, at the frat with no ladies around them, but still laughing at dane cook jokes from 4 years ago and making fun of the other guys who actually have game at the party just out of jealousy.
Arknard by Irene456 October 24, 2009
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AnarkEden 

A contemporary design for a new way of life!

AnarkEden is a blend of Anarkhia Eden!

Ⓐ Anarkhia ♡

FREEDOM under Natural Law

Individuality

Consciousness

Mutual Respect

Love / Life Ethic

Self-Governance

Voluntary Exchanges

Personal Sovereignty

Personal Responsibility

Consensual Relationships

🌱 Eden ☥

An Automatic, Abundance-Generating Ecosystem

Self-Reliance

Inter-connectivity

Shamanic Culture

Synergistic Human Habitat

Permaculture Settlement Design

Perennial, Permaculture Food Forests

Passive Resource Production and Residual Income

Streamlined Free Energy and Renewable Energy Technologies

A thriving human habitat of infinite potential!!!

Together we can create this decentralized, open-sourced, creative, beautiful vision for a FREE and ABUNDANT LIFE within just ONE decade!

That’s right! ONE DECADE of Dedication to achieve a Total Transformation in an extremely positive direction!

A TRUE ‘win-win’ scenario for ALL PEOPLE AND ALL LIFE!

Freedom From Slavery!

The Destruction of the New World Order

The Rapid Creation of A Wealth-Generating Ecosystem!

The Spiritual, Intellectual and Physiological Evolution of our Species!

AnarkEden is a highly advanced concept, and has been channeled specifically to inspire a smooth transition from the obsolete, control system to a MUCH higher quality life!

It is public domain, and belongs to everyone equally in perpetuity.
I can't stand the corruption of the system, I want to live in a free paradise like anarkeden!
AnarkEden by AnarkEden January 8, 2021
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026