arkjan

Arkjan are the type of person that typically have a set of unique personality traits and unexeptional talents that they didn't know they've had until they've explored it. Arkjans are at a minimum; extremely attractive and compatible to among all types of people but ultimately more effective and attractive to people that are arkjan themselves as well. Arkjans are among one of the rarest and most special type of people in the entire world that only 1 in 69,000,000 million people in the world had this name. I wish I have a girlfriend I wish I was happy. I wish I dont have to put my name in urban dictionary damn

Friend 1: "What did you said your name again?"

Arkjan: "I need to tell you something, I am an Arkjan."
Friend 1: "Marry me and take my kids, we need to repopulate the world with your kind, you're endangered."

Friend 2: "Me too."

Friend 3: "...And us too!"

by Anna Kareniner November 23, 2021

arkansas christmas cookie

Arkansas christmas cookie is when one person lays in the snow making a snow angel while another person urinates on them. The urine acts as the "sprinkles" on the "angel"

My girlfriend was so excited for the first snow of the year, she laid down in it and started making a snow angel. I used this opportunity to make her a arkansas christmas cookie!

by Ttboy888 February 13, 2017

arkancide

The act of being murked by one of any member of a formerly powerful political family from Arkansas.

"Last night I heard four gunshots in my neighborhood!" "Probably another former Clinton associate committing Arkancide."

by N1111Z September 21, 2020

theory of relativity in arkansas

everybody is related

theory of relativity in arkansas is everybody is related

the song im my own grandpa was composed in arkansas

by TransAlphaAndyRAWR October 17, 2022

Arkansuicide

The act of taking your life using a gun to put a bullet or numerous bullets to the back of your skull. Usually performed in the state of Arkansas, or by victims with connections to Arkansas. Also known in part as Arkansas Sudden Death Syndrome and Arkancide.

"Well Jed, looks like this poor guy won't be testifying against the Clintons." "Yep Cleet, looks like another Arkansuicide."

by BobbySeals July 31, 2016

Arkansas Fishing rod

The act of sticking a finger (usually a pinkie) up a mans dickhole

Did Jenny real give Jim an Arkansas Fishing rod. Yeah heard he couldn't pee for 3 days.

by Dspice October 20, 2016

Arkancided

A suspicious suicide of a person who is set to testify in court against powerful government officials, agencies, or their billionaire patrons. This happens when a person is not in federal custody.

There have been so many people Arkancided since the nineties, it can't be a statistical anomaly. People just don't shoot themselves three times in the head with a revolver.

by james savik January 3, 2023