The cantankerous bowel movements associated with the morning after one drinks expensive or high quality alchoholic beverages in excess.
Leonard- " Dude, this morning my aristocraps were so putrid that I had to take off my shirt and use it as a fan while on the shit-pot."
Jesus-" Rough times."
Jesus-" Rough times."
by Ollie Vector November 20, 2006
It is the unique position of sitting on the crapper with a straight back, legs crossed over the knees, one hand on the waist the other under the chin giving you the appearance of a deep philosophical thinker. Best done in the complete nude. It was invented by Jishnu Das.
by IcallmypeenTheDragon December 10, 2012