People who create problems in order to be the ones who solve those problems and look like a hero. Also known as "firestarters" in American corporate lingo. They are proverbial "arsonists" who are also "fireman" and worst of all real "asses" (ass=arse). Arsonist+Arse+Fireman = Arsefireman. Plural is "Arsefiremen"
That arsefireman of a program manager just created his own problems which will delay the project completion and ultimately program failure -- and he will make a team member the scapegoat.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!