arsefire

A lit fart.

A flaming guff.

A bottom candle.

"Did you see the size of that arsefire?!"

"Quick! Video this arsefire!"

by Mister Badger Spotter July 17, 2007

Arsefireman

People who create problems in order to be the ones who solve those problems and look like a hero. Also known as "firestarters" in American corporate lingo. They are proverbial "arsonists" who are also "fireman" and worst of all real "asses" (ass=arse). Arsonist+Arse+Fireman = Arsefireman. Plural is "Arsefiremen"

That arsefireman of a program manager just created his own problems which will delay the project completion and ultimately program failure -- and he will make a team member the scapegoat.

by Savvy-the-Anti-Shrew April 21, 2017