An areola 51 exists when a woman's areola are mysteriously large and might be big enough to housealiens.
"Wow, i bet that girl last night was awesome, she was holding a monster rack"
"Yeah, they looked perky but once the bra came off, I saw areola 51 and ran because I dont want to deal with no aliens living on her frisbee nipples"
The skin around a woman's or men's nipple that is a different color than the person's skin tone. Areola51 specifically refers to the abnormally large or otherwise irregular and disgusting areolas.
I was about to run train on that skank from last night but before getting into the deed I noticed she had some areola51 going on and couldn't help but barf.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.