areSchaff 

1. noun. The Best or Ultimate at something. See Mack Daddy.
2. verb. To make love in the backseat of a car.
3. noun. Person who excels in Ping Pong and Ultimate Frisbee.

1. Dude, I am the areSchaff at Mario Cart.
2. While we were areSchaffin, I gave Debbie the shocker.
3. Who is the areSchaff at your school?

areSchaff by R. Deye June 24, 2004

Arsechuffer 

someone that chuffs on an arse.

chuff n.
A rude, insensitive person; a boor.

chuff v.
to move while making a puffing sound, as a steam engine.

arse n.
an informal English term referring to the buttocks.

jesus daven, you are such a arsechuffer!

Arsechuffer by Naughty James August 22, 2008

asschaffiritis 

Severe ass chaffing to the point of crying.

I have the worst case of asschaffiritis from this heat!!

asschaffiritis by Chrisboren270 August 18, 2017

asschaff 

the bits of toilet stuck in your ass after you wipe it! hehehe

you piece of asschaff

asschaff by Anonymous August 28, 2003