Arborist

1) A person who discriminates againist trees. 2) Some one who hates on trees because their trees.

Friend 1 " Man, all these trees look alike"
Friend 2 "your such a arborist"

Those lazy good for nothing trees taking up all my good CO2 that I worked hard to make, I was born an arborist and I will die an arborist. (when you burn a wooden cross at a tree lovers place it has a double meaning)

by DVS Lee September 1, 2013

Arborist

A stereotype held by golfers when they lose their golf ball next to a tree but can't remember which one because "they all look alike"

Hey, Mike which tree did your ball land next to?

Dude I don't know, they all look alike.

Wow man, that's so arborist of you.

by Glazanis October 20, 2015

Dirty arborist

When having intercourse with a girl and you pull out and ejaculate on her face chest or back after cutting trees all day, then you run your fingers through your hair and sprinkle her with sawdust

Verb. I took this girl back to my place after work today and gave her the dirty arborist. She loved it.

by Rockalici0us February 18, 2026

arbolist

this is a word created by george bush(also see w or john kerry-antonym on august 21, 2001... as quoted by usa today.
it refers to trees. or at least it did until arbo-tree-ist came into existence. see arbo-tree-ist.

"arbolist...look up the word. i don't know, maybe i made it up. anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees."

by sherry November 6, 2004

Arborism

Act of working with trees under the table to maximize milking the government of all the free benefits possible .

Lance is guilty of arborism.

by Tskyfox6969 November 3, 2018