A place where you can lose all your money, gamble with loads of degenerites, and slap a program against your thigh while yelling nonsence like an asshole at the top of your lungs.

Yo, lets go to Aqueduct and win some money!

Aqueduct by D J April 27, 2006

Sperm Aqueduct

Pronunciation: 'sp&rm 'a-kw&-"d&kt

A woman whose vagina is used at such an astronomic rate that no matter how many times she chooses to shower or douche she's left with huge amount of excess of sperm, making her vagina a semen storage device. Seminal fluids typically rival water levels of the Hoover Dam. A Sperm Aqueduct should not be confused with its little sister the "Sperm Bank".

The term Sperm Aqueduct can also be used with homosexual connotations also. SEE EXAMPLE 2

1: Billy's mother is the largest sperm aqueduct in North America.

2: Billy’s is such a homo that his ass is becoming a sperm aqueduct, like his mother’s.

Sperm Aqueduct by YourMother1 September 5, 2008

Roman Aqueduct

sexual act requiring 3 or more people (one must be male); sexual act when a woman ejaculates/urinates down a man's penis which runs over the balls, down the taint, and to the anus. The preceding liquid is to be drunk by the third party at the site of the anus.

Named after the Roman Aqueducts that brought water to Rome from surrounding areas using a network of drainage areas and gravity.

A man and a woman are having sex. She ejaculates and the preceding liquid is drunk by a third party that ran down the mans penis, over his balls, down his taint, and pools up at the anus. This is a Roman Aqueduct.

Roman Aqueduct by HSandy October 29, 2012

The Bleached Aqueduct

When two people in a threesome have dicks, one pisses on the others dick while that person is pissing into the mouth of the dickless individual.

"I saw some weird shit last night, some dud was giving his girl and another dude The Bleached Aqueduct."
"Man, you really need to stop looking at weird shit."

The Bleached Aqueduct by Geriatric Genitalia October 8, 2021

Asshole Aqueduct

The shape your asshole makes after a long stretch of time where it's being used as a holder for dildos. Similar to the holes in an actual aqueduct

"Man, that Tammy is so kinky. She made me get an asshole aqueduct because she blackmailed me into holding her dildo for a week.

Asshole Aqueduct by CarlMyMan January 5, 2022

Alabama Aqueduct

Whenever a person with a penis is sitting on a toilet to shit, then while trying to pee, proceeds to shoot piss out between the toilet seat and toilet.

Bro, Chad's toilet is so big, I pulled an Alabama Aqueduct last night.

Alabama Aqueduct by Bdawg420210 December 13, 2025

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026