Aqueduct 

An aqueduct is a large structure used to transport fluid from one place to another.

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Aqueduct by WindNinjaLizzie June 2, 2020

Aqueduct 

A place where you can lose all your money, gamble with loads of degenerites, and slap a program against your thigh while yelling nonsence like an asshole at the top of your lungs.

Yo, lets go to Aqueduct and win some money!

Aqueduct by D J April 27, 2006

Sperm Aqueduct 

Pronunciation: 'sp&rm 'a-kw&-"d&kt

A woman whose vagina is used at such an astronomic rate that no matter how many times she chooses to shower or douche she's left with huge amount of excess of sperm, making her vagina a semen storage device. Seminal fluids typically rival water levels of the Hoover Dam. A Sperm Aqueduct should not be confused with its little sister the "Sperm Bank".

The term Sperm Aqueduct can also be used with homosexual connotations also. SEE EXAMPLE 2

1: Billy's mother is the largest sperm aqueduct in North America.

2: Billy’s is such a homo that his ass is becoming a sperm aqueduct, like his mother’s.

Sperm Aqueduct by YourMother1 September 5, 2008

Roman Aqueduct 

sexual act requiring 3 or more people (one must be male); sexual act when a woman ejaculates/urinates down a man's penis which runs over the balls, down the taint, and to the anus. The preceding liquid is to be drunk by the third party at the site of the anus.

Named after the Roman Aqueducts that brought water to Rome from surrounding areas using a network of drainage areas and gravity.

A man and a woman are having sex. She ejaculates and the preceding liquid is drunk by a third party that ran down the mans penis, over his balls, down his taint, and pools up at the anus. This is a Roman Aqueduct.

Roman Aqueduct by HSandy October 29, 2012

The Bleached Aqueduct

When two people in a threesome have dicks, one pisses on the others dick while that person is pissing into the mouth of the dickless individual.

"I saw some weird shit last night, some dud was giving his girl and another dude The Bleached Aqueduct."
"Man, you really need to stop looking at weird shit."

The Bleached Aqueduct by Geriatric Genitalia October 8, 2021

Asshole Aqueduct 

The shape your asshole makes after a long stretch of time where it's being used as a holder for dildos. Similar to the holes in an actual aqueduct

"Man, that Tammy is so kinky. She made me get an asshole aqueduct because she blackmailed me into holding her dildo for a week.

Asshole Aqueduct by CarlMyMan January 5, 2022

Alabama Aqueduct

Whenever a person with a penis is sitting on a toilet to shit, then while trying to pee, proceeds to shoot piss out between the toilet seat and toilet.

Bro, Chad's toilet is so big, I pulled an Alabama Aqueduct last night.

Alabama Aqueduct by Bdawg420210 December 13, 2025