appoppple

noun. the company that creates the devices that begin with "i", most notorious for its "wonderful" autocorrect

Person 1: hey did you hear about appoppple's new update
Person 2: don't you mean Apple?
Person 1: no fucking appoppple always fucks up my messages. i never mean duck

appoppple by H&R Block January 4, 2022

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appophile

a person who is very fond of using apps.

He is such an appophile. He always downloads as many apps as possible. For this, he does not hesitate to use high-memory sticks.

appophile by Uttam Maharjan 2 June 27, 2014

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appoppple • appophile • appopleptik • appoplexy

appoplexy

The sensation of aggravation experienced when assholes with no life insist on inviting you to install apps on your phone to play stupid games that are too lame to sell.

The recent popularity of candy crush saga has given me appoplexy.

appoplexy by lagerman March 14, 2015

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appopleptik

Is when you press an hold an app om you smart phone and see them wobble. The apps become appoplectik until you stop them.

Wow my phone went appopleptik in me pocket. OMG! My Amazon App is missing.

appopleptik by ausguyuk August 31, 2025

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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