Appfucked

The state of mind first-semester High School seniors find themselves in when they've put off college application work for too long. Often characterized by swearing, complaining and general hate for the world and those who've already applied or been accepted.

T: Dude, I just got into MIT early decision!
B: Shit! I'm applying to 18 schools and I've barely started.
T: When's your stuff due?
B: 2 weeks! I'm appfucked.

Appfucked by 18goddamnschools December 19, 2009

Words you can keep

Assfucked without lube or a kiss

In a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else's actions, usually intentional.

Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered

1st Person: So he didn't tell you the exam was today?

2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.

1st Person: Wanker.

Assfucked without lube or a kiss by Balphezar October 23, 2006

Related Words

Appfucked • adfucked • Allfucked • aphucked • appducted • applefucked • assfucked slut • Assfucked without lube or a kiss • ass fucked • all fucked out

appducted

Someone who has seemingly been abducted because they are rarely seen in public due to their addiction to app games on social networking sites.

Appdiction - People who are addicted to apps on social websites.

Jamie has been appducted but you can find him on Farmville.

appducted by Jammin_143 February 7, 2010

Allfucked

- The highest capacity at which a person, place or thing can be fucked (i.e. damaged, ruined, weird, chaotic... whatever definition of "fucked" you like)
- 100% Fuckage
- All-systems-go Fuckulation

"Man, I think that last jump I took allfucked my front suspension.."

"Holy Jesus, this carnival is certified Allfucked."

Allfucked by FUGGYEW May 13, 2009

assfucked

To be reamed in one's posterior region. Can also be used as a term of ownage

You mess around like a bitch you get assfucked like a bitch!

assfucked by Metsubo June 11, 2006

aphucked

what happens when you don't do your homework for a college or AP class and you are completely and totally screwed.

Sally: Did you read chapters 5 & 6 last night?
Becky: Nope. Were they do today?
Sally: Yep.
Becky: Dude. I am completely aphucked!

aphucked by kmugoal14 December 8, 2009

applefucked

1. Being stalked and blackmailed for not dating someone. Typically, the stalker resembles a very tall Howdy Doody. On other occasions the stalker can look like an Oompa Loompa

2. Purchasing an Apple product only to realize that the newer version is being announced the next day.

I was just applefucked.

He said I had to sleep with him otherwise he would applefuck me.

applefucked by DrPhist November 5, 2011

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yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

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dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

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