Appfucked 

The state of mind first-semester High School seniors find themselves in when they've put off college application work for too long. Often characterized by swearing, complaining and general hate for the world and those who've already applied or been accepted.

T: Dude, I just got into MIT early decision!
B: Shit! I'm applying to 18 schools and I've barely started.
T: When's your stuff due?
B: 2 weeks! I'm appfucked.

Appfucked by 18goddamnschools December 19, 2009

Assfucked without lube or a kiss 

In a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else's actions, usually intentional.

Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered

1st Person: So he didn't tell you the exam was today?

2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.

1st Person: Wanker.

Assfucked without lube or a kiss by Balphezar October 23, 2006

appducted

Someone who has seemingly been abducted because they are rarely seen in public due to their addiction to app games on social networking sites.

Appdiction - People who are addicted to apps on social websites.

Jamie has been appducted but you can find him on Farmville.

appducted by Jammin_143 February 7, 2010

Allfucked

- The highest capacity at which a person, place or thing can be fucked (i.e. damaged, ruined, weird, chaotic... whatever definition of "fucked" you like)
- 100% Fuckage
- All-systems-go Fuckulation

"Man, I think that last jump I took allfucked my front suspension.."

"Holy Jesus, this carnival is certified Allfucked."

Allfucked by FUGGYEW May 13, 2009

assfucked 

To be reamed in one's posterior region. Can also be used as a term of ownage

You mess around like a bitch you get assfucked like a bitch!

assfucked by Metsubo June 11, 2006

aphucked 

what happens when you don't do your homework for a college or AP class and you are completely and totally screwed.

Sally: Did you read chapters 5 & 6 last night?
Becky: Nope. Were they do today?
Sally: Yep.
Becky: Dude. I am completely aphucked!

aphucked by kmugoal14 December 8, 2009

applefucked 

1. Being stalked and blackmailed for not dating someone. Typically, the stalker resembles a very tall Howdy Doody. On other occasions the stalker can look like an Oompa Loompa

2. Purchasing an Apple product only to realize that the newer version is being announced the next day.

I was just applefucked.

He said I had to sleep with him otherwise he would applefuck me.

applefucked by DrPhist November 5, 2011