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AppleTVremote

Worthless POS!!! Whichever marketing bastard created this inane object deserves to pushed off a cliff!!! This "remote" is so tiny and minuscule it's practically a child's toy!!! And what a great marketing tool!! Create a "remote" so microscopic it's easily lost many times, until it's permanently lost, and one has to purchase another one in order to finish watching their shitty tv shows!! I have a better marketing strategy Apple! "Can you not!" (I still love you apple, I'm like so excited about the new iPhone :)
I can't find my AppleTVRemote again! Fml right?! Oh wait I do have a decent size computer I can finish watching forensic files on! HP for the save!

Fuck to AppleTV 

The classier, more curated cousin of Netflix and chill. Implies a deliberate choice of a prestige show or artsy movie as background noise for getting down, typically involving moody lighting, overpriced candles, and the illusion of taste. You’re not just hooking up—you’re hooking up with taste.
He poured wine, put on Slow Horses, and lit a candle. Total ‘fuck to AppleTV’ energy.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008