aphrophillia

An individual who is in love with the afro - typically naturals (which may or may not be kept), as opposed to a regularly shaped afro - to the point of fascination, adoration, or inexplicable regard.

It only took one episode of Afro Samurai to turn me into an aphrophilliac, and I doubt anyone can resist his charm for much longer.

aphrophillia by dmxn2k December 20, 2009

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aphrophiliac

some one who had a straight shot to the vaginial area with a bow and arrow and secreted mass amounts of an aqueous solution

Did you see how much au jus just came out of that aphrophiliac's vagina?

aphrophiliac by Torin February 26, 2008

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aphrophillia • aphrophiliac • Actrophillia

Aphrophiliac

To fuck your food

“Wow, that pie be looking mighty fine”

*unzips pants*

“Did you hear Tommy is an aphrophiliac? He did more than bast that turkey…”

Aphrophiliac by Ieatpaint March 6, 2022

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Actrophillia

Needing to read books or listen to music. Never being able to focus on anything without music, and liking particular kinds of books, because others just seem uninteresting.

I'm sick of actrophillia. I need my medicine.

Actrophillia by nicoisgayahahah February 11, 2019

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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