ape tit 

Burt Reynolds, on SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy, mispronounced "A Petit Dejunier"

ape tit by Anonymous July 7, 2003

ape tit 

An ape tit is a relatively dumb male who constantly annoys the hell out of you. He commits random acts of stupidity all day. One can describe an ape tit as a douche bag but not bright enough to understand. Once someone is dubbed an ape tit, you can refer to him as an ape tit or just ape tit.

"Stop fucking pushing me you goddamn ape tit!"
or
"Ape Tit, stop fucking pushing me."

ape tit by The Creeper's fat and nerdy bro June 25, 2006

ape tits

1. A woman with tits of low quality, being in that they may be extremely long and flat, or spread out when they are not confined by a bra.

2. A woman with tits resembling those of a primate at the zoo.

"Eww, that girl just flashed her ape tits at us!"
"With ape tits like that she should be in a zoo."

ape tits by totally not gay pirate February 10, 2006

ape tits

An adjective to describe a situation that was less awesome than anticipated; much like seeing a naked individual with ape tits rather than totally bitchin' tits.

"I was super excited to see The Hulk after all the hype about it, but that movie was totally ape tits! It didn't even blow me."

I thought that Mufasa was alive. Nope. It was just Chuck Testa with another realistic mount. Straight up ape tits.

ape tits by wBrynn November 15, 2011

Titty ape

A hairy woman who is so angry or aggressive that she screams at the top of her lungs and pounds on her big titties, creating a 4.5 on the Richter scale

Someone call 911! I’m being attacked by a wild titty ape!

Titty ape by Can you burn a Luigi board August 16, 2019

apetit 

A fictional character, a large ape with on e huge breast hanging in the center of it's chest.

'The apetit feasts on the last eve of every month'

apetit by MUTHAF*KIN PIMPPP April 12, 2005

Apetitude 

The chronic and universal condition of non-quantifiable measurement of talent regarding higher faculties in relation to the congoid sub-species.
Although the term is inherently offensive to all non-humans and a great number of women of both sexes, usage tends to go unnoticed in mixed company due to the tri-syllabic structure of the word.

"Apetitude is often measured by the amount of bastardy in your heraldry"

Apetitude by Rod Handler December 11, 2003