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Apoopalypse

During an unusually voluminous defacation, the sensation that one's vital organs will be lost along with the fecal matter.
Jimmy scrawled a hurried last will and testament on the bathroom stall door, because he was shitting so fast and heavy that he thought surely this was the Apoopalypse.
Apoopalypse by ram February 25, 2005

Appoopment 

Appoopment.

A•ppoop•ment
Noun

An arrangement to poop at a particular time or place.
"I'm late for my appoopment."

"I have an appoopment for 2:15"
Appoopment by Dennyloggins June 11, 2018
1. Astern; Behind a ship; At or toward the stern of a ship.

2. Slang for being trailed by a member of the same sex, usually male to male.
"Aye, the tug boat is apoop of the Queen Elizabeth"

"Don't look now bro, but remember that guy at the bar? He is totally apoop of you as we speak."
Apoop by Abnertown September 25, 2011
a not so endearing name for Apopka, a redneck town to the northwest of Orlando
one thing i noticed about Apoopka is that there are a bunch of rednecks and morons in general.
apoopka by Ho-Town November 15, 2005

Aspooption 

1."I heard that girls pee out their butts." -Matt

"When I was little I didn't know what parts other people had but I Aspooption. I mean I assumed they pooped."-Ashley

Explanation-Being young and not knowing for sure how other people's bodies work. All you can do is make assumptions.
Aspooption by Dildo Baggins. December 8, 2010

Apoophenia

Apoophenia is the phenomenon of seeing feces in everyday objects. A striking feature of these fecal objects is that they not only look like feces, but can convey a personality, social meaning, or even a lingering sense of shit.
Q: What does it mean when you see feces in everything you look at? A: apoophenia
Apoophenia by yyuryyubicuryy4me February 22, 2021