Aolanis

A depressed band kid

Person 1:Who's that sad bad kid

Person 2: oh that's just aolanis
Person1. They look so sad

by Bophiaboo October 20, 2020

Aolanis

Aolanis. Such a simple word and a beautiful person. She's so hot and every guy wants her on the discord server. She secretly has a crush on people named Angel and she thinks about people named angel every day. Mostly Angel Calvillo the hottest guy around. she masturbates to him all day and has sex with him all-day

Aolanis is so hot

by calvillo January 28, 2021

Alanis

The most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She’s quiet, shy, and absolutely adorable. If you get the chance to be with her you won’t let it go, no matter how long you have to wait

Person 1: Look at that cute girl over there
Person 2: Oh, she must be an Alanis

by Blogan Maschari November 11, 2019

Aolani

Probably one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. Has beautiful eyes and a great sense of humour to match her beautiful and big booty. Has the best fashion sense in town and will always get you in on the latest trends - she'll also be able to snag you a place at the new local hotspot. She is a loyal friend who is truthful but also caring and will help you out any time you need. You need a Aolani in your life and without her the darkness is just too dark. She will be the light that will carry you along the way and her sensitive and kind words will help you to make the right decision. She doesn't sleep around and she will be a very great girlfriend - so treat her right! You need her in your life FOR SURE.

Friend 1: Woah! You snagged an Aolani?
Friend 2: Yeah! I'm just so lucky to be able to have her in my life.
Friend 1: You go dude.
Friend 2: Thanks man - she's most certainly my kind of woman.

by __millsx October 11, 2015

Alanis Ironic

A form of irony that, at a cursory glance, seems to completely miss the definition of irony. Upon further consideration, it occurs to people later that the only thing ironic about it is that there is nothing ironic about it. This, in turn, sets up a conundrum wherein critics are no longer sure whether the original author is either a genius or fucking stupid. Named for Alanis Morisette's song Ironic.

The book was Alanis ironic in that the "ironic" stories the author told were so far off the mark that people had to wonder, given his otherwise sound literary prowess, whether he intentionally used "cosmic irony" to both increase the colloquial understanding of the misuse of ironic and define it in a subtle way, or if he really just doesn't understand irony.

by Leghumpingconnoisseur January 20, 2015

Alanis

most beautiful girl in the world nice to every one. all the guys are dumbass for not seeing it the kind of girl you would bring flowers to even if she dont like them has the a perfect body and always has the best thing to say and has a huge heart .

man did you see that girl she so Alanis

by theguywithoutachance January 11, 2012

Alanis

Alanis is the hella happy sometimes but then sad other times type of girl.She is really pretty but thinks she is an ugly peace of shit.When she is sad everyone is concerned.She is a tough and brave girl and has gone through a battle with depression in the past but she tries to ignore it so she can be a better version of herself.One little thing fazes and she lets her emotions out when need be.Bottom line she is a badass even though she doesn’t think so.Other than that she has a big sense of humor and is VERY clumsy.She can be annoying but that’s only to make others smile.She gets embarrassed 😖 all the time.Love a Alanis because they are very special.

“Dang Alanis”
“Alanis are you ok?”
“Ya she is a little annoying”
“She’s funny sometimes”

by Queen-Dunkin🔥 September 14, 2019