Tyler: Why are all of the doorknobs full of shit?
Ian: Looks like Kevin performed an anus crime again
Ian: Looks like Kevin performed an anus crime again
by Slim2003 September 12, 2018
especially anus crime: an act of stupidity so tremendous that only a criminally minded asshole could perform it (alludes to L & O: SVU opening, “In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated…”
Mark committed another especially anus crime when he stole money from his girlfriend's purse right after sex.
by TooSick4U November 17, 2011
when you are mad at some one or you are mad at people on tv or you just hit yourself on a part of furniture and the words f*cking anus crime
come on man , damn , f*cking anus crime!
by mario sith January 17, 2024