anus crime

An outrageously evil or wicked crime committed with an anus.

Tyler: Why are all of the doorknobs full of shit?

Ian: Looks like Kevin performed an anus crime again

anus crime by Slim2003 September 11, 2018

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especially anus crime

especially anus crime: an act of stupidity so tremendous that only a criminally minded asshole could perform it (alludes to L & O: SVU opening, “In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated…”

Mark committed another especially anus crime when he stole money from his girlfriend's purse right after sex.

especially anus crime by TooSick4U November 17, 2011

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f*cking anus crime

when you are mad at some one or you are mad at people on tv or you just hit yourself on a part of furniture and the words f*cking anus crime

come on man , damn , f*cking anus crime!

f*cking anus crime by mario sith January 17, 2024

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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