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anusthetic 

A soothing mixture of cocaine and vaseline that Fred Phelps sticks up his ass before sitting on a highway cone or other large object. See Goatse.
Westboro Baptist Church pastor Fred Phelps was at a God Hates Fags rally and asked me to find him some anusthetic. Not content with a simple crucifuck or normal act of pastorbation, he had developed an urgent need to shove something very large up his poop chute.

antithesis 

The absolute opposite of whatever you're talking about. Pronounced ant ith ess issss, not anti thesis.
Shakespeare is the antithesis of Walt Disney.
antithesis by English Dork December 16, 2005

Antithetits 

The opposite of tits, so terrible or awful. Pretty much the worst thing ever.
We got into a car accident and then our house burned down. Tonight is the antithetits.
Antithetits by Spiff176 August 18, 2010

Anesthetic 

Anesthetic-A substance that causes lack of feeling or awareness
a person who is anesthetic barely has feelings.

antitheist 

An antitheist is one who is strongly apposed to the belif and following of theism and belives that it is detremental to society. More or less a hardcore atheist.
Antitheist - Religion is kiling society.
antitheist by Mr.Universe November 28, 2005

antitheism 

1. Militantly opposed to religious bullshit(ers) and their prolongation of human conflict and lack of moral concern.

2. The philosophy that irrational organizations of theist doctrine have in their own sacred names raped, pillaged, tortured, burned, hypnotized, vandalized, tyrannized, politicized, suicided, martyred, murdered, infected, rejected, fucked-over and fucked-up the mind/body/spirit/brain/science and all of humanity throughout it's bloody old history of dogma and faith are devastating and ugly.

3. The logical view one attains when his mind has become free to think any taboo ideas.
Antitheism is when you grow up and cut the imaginary friends crap.
antitheism by oddedges September 11, 2006