Westboro Baptist Church pastor Fred Phelps was at a God Hates Fags rally and asked me to find him some anusthetic. Not content with a simple crucifuck or normal act of pastorbation, he had developed an urgent need to shove something very large up his poop chute.

anusthetic by Cuntoleezza Rice June 4, 2008

antithesis

The absolute opposite of whatever you're talking about. Pronounced ant ith ess issss, not anti thesis.

Shakespeare is the antithesis of Walt Disney.

antithesis by English Dork December 16, 2005

Antithetits

The opposite of tits, so terrible or awful. Pretty much the worst thing ever.

We got into a car accident and then our house burned down. Tonight is the antithetits.

Antithetits by Spiff176 August 18, 2010

Anesthetic

Anesthetic-A substance that causes lack of feeling or awareness

a person who is anesthetic barely has feelings.

Anesthetic by [Princess][Yoko ][Anesthetic Ailia][K] July 26, 2007

antitheist

An antitheist is one who is strongly apposed to the belif and following of theism and belives that it is detremental to society. More or less a hardcore atheist.

Antitheist - Religion is kiling society.

antitheist by Mr.Universe November 28, 2005

antitheism

1. Militantly opposed to religious bullshit(ers) and their prolongation of human conflict and lack of moral concern.

2. The philosophy that irrational organizations of theist doctrine have in their own sacred names raped, pillaged, tortured, burned, hypnotized, vandalized, tyrannized, politicized, suicided, martyred, murdered, infected, rejected, fucked-over and fucked-up the mind/body/spirit/brain/science and all of humanity throughout it's bloody old history of dogma and faith are devastating and ugly.

3. The logical view one attains when his mind has become free to think any taboo ideas.

Antitheism is when you grow up and cut the imaginary friends crap.

antitheism by oddedges September 11, 2006

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026