anti-stalker

n. adj. one who pretends to not stalk while in the act of stalking.

"He had the nerve to say he didn't know this was my house. He's such an anti-stalker"

by TheBestWickedWitch December 23, 2011

Anti-stalker

An anti-stalker is, as you might think, the antithesis of a traditional stalker. A shared behavior among anti-stalkers and stalkers is that they both learn the schedules of their target. However, stalkers aim to follow their target while anti-stalkers aim to avoid them.

Stacy: God, Brian's such an anti-stalker, I swear I'm gonna hunt him down and use his crush on me as soon as I get my hands on him.
Tiffany: That's creepy.

by Some lifeless loser February 02, 2024