anti-lay 

A person who has next to zero chance of ever knowing what a vagina feels like (i.e. will never get laid). Just being around an anti-lay is a huge cockblock in itself. Sausage wallet in a 20 foot radius is repelled by the aura of weak sauce genes

-97.6% of college engineering students

-"My roommate freshman year was a total anti-lay"

-The opposite of John Stamos

-Anyone who plays 'wow'

anti-lay by Nitorious NIG June 3, 2009

Anti-laysatical 

deeply not wanting to do, but you cant help but to.

all done with my work, time to sleep....... *but instead you start to duple check your work* being anti-laysatical strikes again!

Anti-laysatical by steelspoder178 March 8, 2017

antilayah

A person with a great mindset and is childish when they feel the need to be pretty and out Going great vibes and fun to be around

She reminds me of a Antilayah

antilayah by Antilayah May 17, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008