anti-lay

A person who has next to zero chance of ever knowing what a vagina feels like (i.e. will never get laid). Just being around an anti-lay is a huge cockblock in itself. Sausage wallet in a 20 foot radius is repelled by the aura of weak sauce genes

-97.6% of college engineering students

-"My roommate freshman year was a total anti-lay"

-The opposite of John Stamos

-Anyone who plays 'wow'

anti-lay by Nitorious NIG June 3, 2009

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Anti-laysatical

deeply not wanting to do, but you cant help but to.

all done with my work, time to sleep....... *but instead you start to duple check your work* being anti-laysatical strikes again!

Anti-laysatical by steelspoder178 March 8, 2017

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antilayah

A person with a great mindset and is childish when they feel the need to be pretty and out Going great vibes and fun to be around

She reminds me of a Antilayah

antilayah by Antilayah May 17, 2018

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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