anteaters

the bane of wilbur soot's existence.

a person: hey shawty, what's your opinion on anteaters?

wilbur: *sobs

by shawty153 May 17, 2021

anteater

the part of an uncircumcized penis that looks like the mouth of an anteater - it's like a snake with a sock over it's head.

I took off this dude's pants and i saw an anteater!

by pedro-hoss April 26, 2006

Anteater

An uncircumsized penis.
The bearer of an uncircumsized penis.

Stop it you little anteater!
Damn what is that, an anteater in your pants?

by L-Town September 07, 2006

Anteater

Ant·eat·er (Ant"-eat`er), n.

An uncircumcised man.

1. Check out that guys crotch, it looks like an anteater.

by Chris March 15, 2005

Anteater

A slang term referring to an uncircumsized penis, hence its anteater-like appearance. AKA: Ante, Eater. NB: AL is the biggest eater of them all!!!

(Person 1) Al, get cut.

(Person 2) Al, you're such an eater.

(Al) Fuck you! I'm not circumsized and proud of it!

by Shaan April 16, 2006

anteater

Someone who has an uncircumcized penis

Michael Ramos has an anteater

by Honkey April 16, 2006

Anteater

The phenomenon that occurs during fellatio where the person performing the blowjob closely resembles a small mammal sucking termites out of a stump. The term can also apply when someone is really enjoying a Popsicle or a banana.

That chick is a master fellatrix, check out this anteater selfie she just sent me!

by WWWJWD May 13, 2016