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the bane of wilbur soot's existence.

a person: hey shawty, what's your opinion on anteaters?

wilbur: *sobs

anteaters by shawty153 May 17, 2021

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anteater

the part of an uncircumcized penis that looks like the mouth of an anteater - it's like a snake with a sock over it's head.

I took off this dude's pants and i saw an anteater!

anteater by pedro-hoss April 26, 2006

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Anteater Dive

The almighty anteater dive is when a girl is doing a handstand and sucking your penis while she is drilled from above from the other participant

Bro I love drilling a girl while she's handstanding, yea dude me to it's called the anteater dive.

Anteater Dive by Cooldude123@aol.com April 20, 2017

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Anteater

An uncircumsized penis.
The bearer of an uncircumsized penis.

Stop it you little anteater!
Damn what is that, an anteater in your pants?

Anteater by L-Town September 7, 2006

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Anteater

Ant·eat·er (Ant"-eat`er), n.

An uncircumcised man.

1. Check out that guys crotch, it looks like an anteater.

Anteater by Chris March 15, 2005

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columbian anteater

the act of snorting cocaine off of a man's erect penis

i saw mommy giving santa a columbian anteater underneath the christmas tree last winter

columbian anteater by dr. tampon pepper July 10, 2010

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Anteater Penis

One who is uncircumcised with skin hanging excessively over the end of his bell.

James, your tez cock has ridiculous amounts of skin dangling from the top. You've got such an anteater penis!

Anteater Penis by SilverFox September 19, 2014

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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