ant n dec

a term used in glamour photography and porn film production. an 'ant n dec shot' is one where the female star exposes her "bald little twat and arsehole" to the camera.much the same as tv schedulers do with the irritating geordie duo on uk television.

right then love thats enough tit shots lets do a couple of ant n decs then we can go for lunch.

by pishmeister69 April 08, 2006

Ant 'n' Decs

Oral sex. Standard cockney innit

Edelman: Would you like some Ant & Decs?
Seamus: No, get off me you triple bum jew.

by Carl G November 26, 2004