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An attractive person that, for what ever reason, you are unable to gain any information on (Name, Age, etc), and so you sit from afar simply admiring them.

Can usually be found at a work or college setting.
Dude, have you figured out anything about your anonacrush in the front row?

No man, she's always last to class and first to leave, no time for Q&A...

Bummer bro.
by Hans Olooo January 24, 2014
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Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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