Ankle Socks

A pair of socks that cover the foot and cut off just above the ankle

Kiersten : Last night me and Jake had sex for hours in our Ankle Socks!
Kaylee : Oh God! Here We Go!!!
Steve : Yeah me and Chad like to fuck in our Ankle Socks too! Sometimes he almost needs A tube sock when were done cause of all the cum he produces!
Kiersten : Oh Good Lord!!!
Kaylee : You just had to talk about your Ankle Socks didn't you!
Kiersten : Im sorry me bad!
Steve : Im pretty sure Chad likes my hot pink Ankle Socks the best cause it usually gives him an instant boner!
Kaylee : That's Enough Steve!
Steve : Then again he might like my regular pink ones the best cause he say's they remind him of Kiersten!
Kiersten : STEVE SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
Steve : Wow Kaylee you sure look cute in your Ankle Socks today! (Wink)
Kaylee : Kiersten im gonna kill you!
Steve : My Ankle Socks kinda smell today since I haven't washed them in weeks!
Kiersten : Don't bother killing me Kaylee im gonna kill myself!

Ankle Socks by SlopNChop August 10, 2018

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ankle socks

Usually wore by Gay men or Meat heads. These guys might steal these sox from their girlfriends. Never wear ankle sox's with shorts, you will be hit on by other gay men.

When you go to the gym. Look at the guy wearing ankle sox.. He is either gay or a meatheat. "ankle socks"

ankle socks by Notgayman2 April 24, 2011

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ankle socks • ankle biter • ankle • ankle grabber • ankle spanker • Ankle Breaker • Ankle Banking • ankle bitter • Ankle Banger • Ankle Bender

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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