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assterpiece 

The amalgamation of "masterpiece" and "ass" - essentially a masterful ass. This is applicable to any female that has a lot to bare with her derrière.
Jessica Biel has an ass that won't stop! What an assterpiece!

Even in her older state, J Lo still has a mighty fine assterpiece protecting her backside.
assterpiece by JDMGio February 18, 2011
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assterpiece 

the wonderful paintjob that one gives the toilet when they have explosive diarreah
I painted such an assterpiece today that I thought I was Michaelangelo.
assterpiece by Johnny Tats January 4, 2008

Angst-erpiece

1. A work of art, poetry, music, or literature which transcends mere whining about trivial problems, but achieves such dark majesty, that all who experience the work are affected by it.

E.g. Catcher In The Rye by J.D Salinger, Interview with a Vampire by Anne Rice, Hawthorne Heights music, etc.
That Emo kid's art project is an Angst-erpiece! It makes me feel all dark inside!
Angst-erpiece by TeenAuthor September 25, 2007

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026