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assterpiece 

The amalgamation of "masterpiece" and "ass" - essentially a masterful ass. This is applicable to any female that has a lot to bare with her derrière.
Jessica Biel has an ass that won't stop! What an assterpiece!

Even in her older state, J Lo still has a mighty fine assterpiece protecting her backside.
assterpiece by JDMGio February 18, 2011
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assterpiece 

the wonderful paintjob that one gives the toilet when they have explosive diarreah
I painted such an assterpiece today that I thought I was Michaelangelo.
assterpiece by Johnny Tats January 4, 2008

Angst-erpiece

1. A work of art, poetry, music, or literature which transcends mere whining about trivial problems, but achieves such dark majesty, that all who experience the work are affected by it.

E.g. Catcher In The Rye by J.D Salinger, Interview with a Vampire by Anne Rice, Hawthorne Heights music, etc.
That Emo kid's art project is an Angst-erpiece! It makes me feel all dark inside!
Angst-erpiece by TeenAuthor September 25, 2007