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assterpiece 

The amalgamation of "masterpiece" and "ass" - essentially a masterful ass. This is applicable to any female that has a lot to bare with her derrière.
Jessica Biel has an ass that won't stop! What an assterpiece!

Even in her older state, J Lo still has a mighty fine assterpiece protecting her backside.
assterpiece by JDMGio February 18, 2011
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assterpiece 

the wonderful paintjob that one gives the toilet when they have explosive diarreah
I painted such an assterpiece today that I thought I was Michaelangelo.
assterpiece by Johnny Tats January 4, 2008

Angst-erpiece

1. A work of art, poetry, music, or literature which transcends mere whining about trivial problems, but achieves such dark majesty, that all who experience the work are affected by it.

E.g. Catcher In The Rye by J.D Salinger, Interview with a Vampire by Anne Rice, Hawthorne Heights music, etc.
That Emo kid's art project is an Angst-erpiece! It makes me feel all dark inside!
Angst-erpiece by TeenAuthor September 25, 2007

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026