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angry inch 

noun:1) a man with a small penis that really tries to get after it in the sack as if they are trying to hurt their partner.
2) one trying to make the most of their small member
Mike didn't have much to offer down below, but he came at her with an angry inch.
angry inch by halize April 21, 2006

Angry Inch 

The term for the amount of penetration one is allowed to have during sex when others are present.
I'm so damn horny, but since my parents are in the living room we'll have to settle for the angry inch. It's better than nothing!
Angry Inch by nrs1970 June 16, 2010

Angry Inch 

(verb) The act of copulation from a male perspective. Usually preceded by the word the when describing the sex act.
Bud was crazy horny and wanted to give Marge the angry inch.
Angry Inch by Alfonso T. Watt May 16, 2010

angry inch 

The small area between the arsehole and the testicles. Known as the angry inch because nothing good can come out of that region.
There's something brewing down in the angry inch my friend.
angry inch by Nose Dogg November 7, 2006

The Angry Inch 

The Angry Inch is a term coined by Sean. Its use refers to the size of a man’s penis, hence the name The Angry Inch. This man’s penis is so small and so angry that the only thing it can do is make a weeping sound “meee, meee, meeee”. It says this because The Angry Inch demands attention, unfortunately The Angry Inch only get ridiculed.
Sean: It’s not my fault you have a small penis!
Alex: My penis is not small I don’t know what you are talking about
Sean: Well that’s not what Chris said last night, he said that you had “The Angry Inch”!
Alex: ‘Speechless’
The Angry Inch by S.N.H. March 6, 2008

The angry inch worm 

Kenny cutlups dick, 3 inches mad
Do you want to see The angry inch worm?
The angry inch worm by Duders23 September 28, 2020
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