anglofag
Someone who loves the anglosphere way too much and obviously wants to live there, but is too stupid to ever make that happen so they just bother the people around them with anglo-centric shit all the time.
This includes:
* The overuse of English words in other languages when there is absolutely no need to
* Glorifying life in the USA/Australia/New Zealand/UK/Canada without ever having been there, without having done actual research, or without there being a perspective that one might ever qualify for a work visa or a green card and be able to move there
* Glorifying work life in the USA/Australia/New Zealand/UK with sentences like "In the US I would make much more money" or "All the rules and the mindset in our country kill innovation" when everybody knows you would never get a good job in the US, you're leaving out important stuff (e.g. taxes, private healthcare and retirement), or the missing rules in the US created a conglomerate of evil corporations which you were bitching about just yesterday
* Glorifying US/UK brands, products and food items just because you can, sometimes going as far as claiming that American food is "food"
* Talking about US/UK politics (Trump, Brexit etc.) all the time instead of caring about national/regional politics which actually affect you
* Trying to bring crap like Football, Baseball and Cricket to other countries, staying up until 4 AM just to see the Super Bowl even though it has zero relevance in your homeland
This includes:
* The overuse of English words in other languages when there is absolutely no need to
* Glorifying life in the USA/Australia/New Zealand/UK/Canada without ever having been there, without having done actual research, or without there being a perspective that one might ever qualify for a work visa or a green card and be able to move there
* Glorifying work life in the USA/Australia/New Zealand/UK with sentences like "In the US I would make much more money" or "All the rules and the mindset in our country kill innovation" when everybody knows you would never get a good job in the US, you're leaving out important stuff (e.g. taxes, private healthcare and retirement), or the missing rules in the US created a conglomerate of evil corporations which you were bitching about just yesterday
* Glorifying US/UK brands, products and food items just because you can, sometimes going as far as claiming that American food is "food"
* Talking about US/UK politics (Trump, Brexit etc.) all the time instead of caring about national/regional politics which actually affect you
* Trying to bring crap like Football, Baseball and Cricket to other countries, staying up until 4 AM just to see the Super Bowl even though it has zero relevance in your homeland
"Klaus and his anglofag friends set up a football team. Last Saturday they even had a 'game' in the local stadium, complete with 'cheerleaders' and American 'food'. There were less people on the tribunes than on the field. They're the laughing stock of the whole city."
"Maria, can you please shut up about Boris Johnson and Brexit? This is Naples, we want to enjoy our pizzas and we don't need an anglofag at the table."
"Pekka, either stop being an anglofag around here or go to Helsinki Airport and finally fuck off to America. I no longer care about how much money you would make over there or how much better everything is."
"Jolanda can't shut up about Hershey's and Victoria's Secret. Every time someone she knows goes to the UK or the US, that anglofag has them bring something back for her. That stuff is not even good. You can literally get much better products in every European city."
"Maria, can you please shut up about Boris Johnson and Brexit? This is Naples, we want to enjoy our pizzas and we don't need an anglofag at the table."
"Pekka, either stop being an anglofag around here or go to Helsinki Airport and finally fuck off to America. I no longer care about how much money you would make over there or how much better everything is."
"Jolanda can't shut up about Hershey's and Victoria's Secret. Every time someone she knows goes to the UK or the US, that anglofag has them bring something back for her. That stuff is not even good. You can literally get much better products in every European city."
anglofag by BerndiBernd August 4, 2019
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