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Sasuage And Bacon
Craig : What the heck was going on in the bathroom?
Chad : Oh me and Kiersten was makin a little Sasuage And Bacon!!!!
Craig : Oh Nice next time let me join in!
Kiersten : You Fuckin Perve!
Chad : Oh me and Kiersten was makin a little Sasuage And Bacon!!!!
Craig : Oh Nice next time let me join in!
Kiersten : You Fuckin Perve!
Sasuage And Bacon by SlopNChop October 31, 2016
Wake and Bacon
When an individual wakes up to the smell of bacon, eats it, and proceeds with his/her day under the influence of the sheer power of bacon.
Wake and Bacon by Zeakladroda July 9, 2010
Eggs and Bacon
The process of putting your dick and balls between your legs. Closing both legs and bending over to show your friends the delicious breakfast you have made for them.
Next time someone bitches about not eating breakfast show them your eggs and bacon and they will think twice about it again.
Eggs and Bacon by Chad Kramer October 5, 2006
juicy fruit and bacon
adjective
Used to describe the smell of breath after one has performed oral sex and immediately chewed a piece of Juicy Fruit Gum afterwards.
Used to describe the smell of breath after one has performed oral sex and immediately chewed a piece of Juicy Fruit Gum afterwards.
juicy fruit and bacon by superhero22 February 16, 2007
chocolate biscotti and bacon
1.a chocolate flavored italian cookie followed by a slice of fried pork
2. a phrase that sounds terribly and ambiguously sexually deviant, but really has no meaning.
2. a phrase that sounds terribly and ambiguously sexually deviant, but really has no meaning.
1. what i just ate which was really quite delicious
2. you wanna come over later? I'll give you a chocolate biscotti and bacon. you'd like that wouldn't you? In return, I expect a full portugese breakfast.
2. you wanna come over later? I'll give you a chocolate biscotti and bacon. you'd like that wouldn't you? In return, I expect a full portugese breakfast.
chocolate biscotti and bacon by Amberley February 12, 2006
Eggs and bacon royal
When you're eating a double cheeseburger while getting bomb ass head from the partner of your choosing.
Eggs and bacon royal by Themergener September 4, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.