The moniker used for "hipsters" who are not styled in the hipster way, yet wish to be considered retro intellinistas. perhaps this is anew word, as well. Also carries the connotation of "hipper than you"
A timeless creature who doesn’t give a flying sundial about how old they are, how old you are, or what time it is.
Not defined by age. Not bound by “act your age” rules. Lives outside the normal clock-and-calendar reality — mentally, socially, and sometimes fashionably.
💬 "You’re wearing platform boots, quoting Plato, and jamming to 90s trance at 10am?"
"Yeah. I’m achronostic, babe."
“Eddy’s playlist goes from Gregorian chant to hyperpop. Total achronostic.”
“She stopped counting birthdays at 23. That was 30 years ago.”
“His fashion is like time-travel with no return ticket — he’s achronostic AF.”